Some guys just don't get it!!!

I just recently created a facebook page. So I receive a friend request from this guy. Out of curiosity, I viewed his page on FB. It looked like he just created an account because he did not have any friends, on his page was practically bare. I kinda felt sorry for him, so I accepted his request. Big Mustake! Yes I meant to spell it that way. He sent a message saying, I haven't such true beauty in a long time,  Sleeze Alert!!!  Men, this is way too over the top!!!!! Women find that insulting. Just be yourself or fake that you are not needy and disparate. 

Rough-draft of my first infomercial

Billy Mays, Eat chyur heart out!



Oh! And the Australian guy too!!! 

Ladies and Gentleman
We have a product that will KNOCK your socks off!!!

Gentlemen - Do you ever have those moments where you accidentally soiled yourself and you were publicly humiliated.


Well FRET NO MORE

Introducing THE BOXER HAT!!!!!
The crowd claps and say "YaY! Maybe even a woot woot!!!
Waaaaait for it, waaaaaiit forr it...


The crowd goes wild yaaaaaayyy!!!
Hands clapping ferociously....

The boxer hat is made in various shapes, sizes, and patterns

AND If you call within fifteen minutes, we will include a pack of condoms. 



Here is my competitor Dawn Juawwnn



DAWN!!! That won't WORK!!!

You Neeed to cover the caboose too!!!

Show Some Respect!!!

It is not polite to show off your cheeks. It's bad enough that women have to wear shirts and men don't.

There are some men who have bigger bitch tits than some women have. NOT FAIRRR#%*%*(**)

"If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all"

I was conversing with a friend yesterday, and he shared with me the events that had taken place since we last talked.

A couple of weeks ago, a 1200 pound cow broke his fence down and proceeded to charge at my friend. I'm not sure who won the fight. The cow has a broken nose, and my friend had to go to the hospital because he incurred fractures and was internally bleeding.

A few days later he is driving his truck, and all of a sudden, three deer jump over the guard rail. He did not have time to stop or swerve, so his truck was totaled.

If you have any suggestions as to how he can shake off this bad luck, send me a comment.

Taking a ride on the Amtrak Coastal Starlight chugging along the central coast of California

Please excuse the dirty window. I had no control over that :)

My weekends have gone to the dogs

Last weekend I assisted my mom with her doggie day care biz. In addition to our two dogs, we were watching four other dogs. Below is a snippet of my experience last weekend.

After a nice walk, the dogs come home to romp around. As you can see from this video, we had quite a motley crew of all shapes, sizes, and personalities.

I am looking forward to seeing who we have this weekend.

I'm on pink clouds

I am down South at my mom and dad's place. We've got a full dog house here. Here's a picture of miss Lulu

My Grumpy Sidi Kitty

I have a fifteen year old cat named Obsidian (AKA Sidi Kitty. I tried to take a picture of her with her new pink color and purple heart shaped tag, and she would have nothing to do with it.
She was feisty to the very end.

See the Drama Unfold

She is such a curmudgeon, but I love her still. 

I'm having a hard time going to sleep

I  have been up most of the evening playing around Facebook. I can't believe how addicting it can be. It's like a black that sucks you right in.

I know it is not a good excuse for not blogging; however, it's the only one I've got.

I want to share a quote that I saw as part of someone's e-mail address.
"Don't let fear dictate your fate."

Mr. Bill the classic incarnation of fear itself.  "Oh no, Mr. Bill"

Besides fear and worry add creases to your forehead which are not attractive.

See what I mean. It's not attractive one bit.

One could possibly try ironing their forehead, but I think that would be too painful.

See the guy with the red face. He is NOT a happy camper

There is always Botox, but who wants to inject botulism injected  into their forehead.

This guy had a series of Botox injections, and look what happened to him.

 The moral behind this blog is to take deep breaths, relax your body, and be content.

Pictures of people, places, and things that I like

Earlier I shared in my blog that I will be adding pictures.

Well, I thought that I would display pics of important people, places, and things that are important to me.

 

Meet Lily and Bella. They are my adopted sisters. I was an only child up until a few years ago when Bella came along and stole our hearts. Then came Miss Lily. She thinks she is ferocious around other dogs. Her BARK is definitely louder than her bite.

 This is a pic of me with my mom and dad. Mom on the left and Dad on the right. This was taken in the lobby of Embassy Suites in Irvine. Embassy Suites has the best morning buffet. This is not an ad for them, just my personal opinion. 

Ahhh I have to confess that I enjoy looking at fish and other sea critters. I am working on taking better fish pictures. It's difficult when they are behind glass.

I'm not exactly sure where I took these two sunset pictures. It might have been somewhere in SLO County

Don't worry! I'm still blogging along

After viewing other people's blogs, I realized that mine looks kind of plain without pictures. So I am going to make an effort to take pics of people, places, and things that are important in my life. And, yet, at the same time, I won't bore you with posting a picture without a description or comment. Throughout today, I will keep that in mind. And Who Knows! I might be posting some awesome photos with my iPhone. Don't expect professional grade photographs here.

You know, some of the best pictures I have taken have been with a fun saver disposable camera. Maybe I'll put some of those photos on here as well.

Gotta go for now!

Today, I took ACTION

The incident below took place as I was getting ready to go to work:

Before I do any further, I need to give you some background history:
I live in a condo and the Home Owners Association contracted with this company to replace our termite infested fence with new fencing. When the crew began working on the fences, I told them that I have a shed with a gate door that leads to the parking lot, so we need to figure out how to get around it. They told me that they would not fence over my shed entrance.

You are probably thinking, "Why would they fence over the entrance to her shed?

Well, there use to be a two foot gap between our fences and the concrete parking lot. The new guys are taring out the plants and trees, and moving the fence to be adjacent to the concrete.

Much to my chagrin, I went out to the shed in the backyard where my trike (motorized three wheel bike) is stored. As I open the back entrance door, which is actually a gate to the parking lot, the door makes a loud thud sound. In utter surprise, I ran frantically around the corner of the fence to the parking lot.

And sure enough, the workers fenced in my shed entrance. I was FURIOUS

I found the foreman, and explained my concerns. He said, "Well the HOA said to put up a fence and that is what we are doing. He said that would be an additional cost for taking the fence planks and beams down, In my assertive voice, I said, "Give me the name and number of the owner! He gave me his business card, and, of course, I promptly called him on my cell phone. He apologize fro the misunderstanding and reassured me that his crew would take that portion of the fence down.

So, when I came home this evening, My shed entrance was unblocked. YaY!

Stay tuned for more of Michelle's wisdom and awesome adventures.

Here Comes Number Two!!!

While reading this title, you might be thinking

"Really, she couldn't think of a more original title. Well, I could, but I'm feeling a bit lazy today. I always start feeling a bit lazy the day before I have to go back to work for the week. I shouldn't complain because I only work four days a week, four hours a day. Yet, I will continue to complain because that's just what I do. 

Why am I writing this blog?

I didn't want my readers to think I was a "post and run" kind of gal. I usually give up after a week, so you are stuck having to read my posts for several more days. Or you could choose to not read them which I Highly do not recommend. There could be some important info being shared amongst my babbling. Spell check does not like the word "amongst; however I do. 

I have not been getting a whole lot done today other than requesting friends on my new Face Book page. I can't have people thinking that I'm some kind of loner or something. If you have any suggestions for my page, BE NICE!, please let me know. https://www.facebook.com/michelle.mason.35513800

Well. It's about "blogging time" that I submit my first blog.

Before reading the entry, please understand that I have never *Yes, never is in red because I want to emphasize to my audience that I have never blogged before. I guess you can call me a blogger virgin. I have been toying with the idea of blogging; BUTT (yes I did that on purpose. I'm a fairly good speller)

BUT!!! (The darker red was for more EMPHASIS)

1. Butt, I didn't have the time. 
2. But people might find my blog boring
3. But I really don't have anything to share that would be of interest to anyone else. Especially to people who don't know me.

 BUT I will tell you what.
(Even more emphasisss) There is nothing wrong with your glasses, I put 2 esses after _Oh, you know that word that I've been throwing around. I'm too lazy to type it again.)

OK so...

I'm going to try it anyway. If you find my blogs boring, Deal With It!!!

   PHEW!!

It's nice to get that off my chest!

I've always wanted to be a writer. My head stores many brilliant stories that could not be transposed onto paper. I wish that I had a note taker built into my brain That way my thoughts could be actualized into words. The tricky part is...How do you get those words printed out on paper? The tongue wouldn't be a big enough printer tray. And besides, the tongue would get all the papers wet. Bad Idea! Still working on that one.  I'll let you know if I have made any progress.

Please share with me your ideas in regards to solving this problem
I Have No Idea why I chose this background color!.

Your answers will be posted in my next blog. A vote will be taken to determine who had the best idea!!!

Don't feel bad if you lose. I lose all the time. It's no Biggy!

The WINNER receives an Applause!!! I'll send the video of me applauding your success via e-mail. AND If you are nice, I'll send you a video of my cat and I applauding you. 

Contest Rules: If you fall out of your chair or become overcome with uncontrollable laughter while viewing my video... And because of this you brake your head, knee, pelvis, hip, ankle et cetera, I will not be held LIABLE...
      That's right folks, Read it and Weep

It's 2 in the morning, and I'm getting tired. I hope you enjoy my blog.

              Good Night