Some guys just don't get it!!!

I just recently created a facebook page. So I receive a friend request from this guy. Out of curiosity, I viewed his page on FB. It looked like he just created an account because he did not have any friends, on his page was practically bare. I kinda felt sorry for him, so I accepted his request. Big Mustake! Yes I meant to spell it that way. He sent a message saying, I haven't such true beauty in a long time,  Sleeze Alert!!!  Men, this is way too over the top!!!!! Women find that insulting. Just be yourself or fake that you are not needy and disparate. 

Rough-draft of my first infomercial

Billy Mays, Eat chyur heart out!



Oh! And the Australian guy too!!! 

Ladies and Gentleman
We have a product that will KNOCK your socks off!!!

Gentlemen - Do you ever have those moments where you accidentally soiled yourself and you were publicly humiliated.


Well FRET NO MORE

Introducing THE BOXER HAT!!!!!
The crowd claps and say "YaY! Maybe even a woot woot!!!
Waaaaait for it, waaaaaiit forr it...


The crowd goes wild yaaaaaayyy!!!
Hands clapping ferociously....

The boxer hat is made in various shapes, sizes, and patterns

AND If you call within fifteen minutes, we will include a pack of condoms. 



Here is my competitor Dawn Juawwnn



DAWN!!! That won't WORK!!!

You Neeed to cover the caboose too!!!

Show Some Respect!!!

It is not polite to show off your cheeks. It's bad enough that women have to wear shirts and men don't.

There are some men who have bigger bitch tits than some women have. NOT FAIRRR#%*%*(**)

"If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all"

I was conversing with a friend yesterday, and he shared with me the events that had taken place since we last talked.

A couple of weeks ago, a 1200 pound cow broke his fence down and proceeded to charge at my friend. I'm not sure who won the fight. The cow has a broken nose, and my friend had to go to the hospital because he incurred fractures and was internally bleeding.

A few days later he is driving his truck, and all of a sudden, three deer jump over the guard rail. He did not have time to stop or swerve, so his truck was totaled.

If you have any suggestions as to how he can shake off this bad luck, send me a comment.

Taking a ride on the Amtrak Coastal Starlight chugging along the central coast of California

Please excuse the dirty window. I had no control over that :)

My weekends have gone to the dogs

Last weekend I assisted my mom with her doggie day care biz. In addition to our two dogs, we were watching four other dogs. Below is a snippet of my experience last weekend.

After a nice walk, the dogs come home to romp around. As you can see from this video, we had quite a motley crew of all shapes, sizes, and personalities.

I am looking forward to seeing who we have this weekend.

I'm on pink clouds

I am down South at my mom and dad's place. We've got a full dog house here. Here's a picture of miss Lulu

My Grumpy Sidi Kitty

I have a fifteen year old cat named Obsidian (AKA Sidi Kitty. I tried to take a picture of her with her new pink color and purple heart shaped tag, and she would have nothing to do with it.
She was feisty to the very end.

See the Drama Unfold

She is such a curmudgeon, but I love her still.