Well. It's about "blogging time" that I submit my first blog.

Before reading the entry, please understand that I have never *Yes, never is in red because I want to emphasize to my audience that I have never blogged before. I guess you can call me a blogger virgin. I have been toying with the idea of blogging; BUTT (yes I did that on purpose. I'm a fairly good speller)

BUT!!! (The darker red was for more EMPHASIS)

1. Butt, I didn't have the time. 
2. But people might find my blog boring
3. But I really don't have anything to share that would be of interest to anyone else. Especially to people who don't know me.

 BUT I will tell you what.
(Even more emphasisss) There is nothing wrong with your glasses, I put 2 esses after _Oh, you know that word that I've been throwing around. I'm too lazy to type it again.)

OK so...

I'm going to try it anyway. If you find my blogs boring, Deal With It!!!

   PHEW!!

It's nice to get that off my chest!

I've always wanted to be a writer. My head stores many brilliant stories that could not be transposed onto paper. I wish that I had a note taker built into my brain That way my thoughts could be actualized into words. The tricky part is...How do you get those words printed out on paper? The tongue wouldn't be a big enough printer tray. And besides, the tongue would get all the papers wet. Bad Idea! Still working on that one.  I'll let you know if I have made any progress.

Please share with me your ideas in regards to solving this problem
I Have No Idea why I chose this background color!.

Your answers will be posted in my next blog. A vote will be taken to determine who had the best idea!!!

Don't feel bad if you lose. I lose all the time. It's no Biggy!

The WINNER receives an Applause!!! I'll send the video of me applauding your success via e-mail. AND If you are nice, I'll send you a video of my cat and I applauding you. 

Contest Rules: If you fall out of your chair or become overcome with uncontrollable laughter while viewing my video... And because of this you brake your head, knee, pelvis, hip, ankle et cetera, I will not be held LIABLE...
      That's right folks, Read it and Weep

It's 2 in the morning, and I'm getting tired. I hope you enjoy my blog.

              Good Night