"If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all"

I was conversing with a friend yesterday, and he shared with me the events that had taken place since we last talked.

A couple of weeks ago, a 1200 pound cow broke his fence down and proceeded to charge at my friend. I'm not sure who won the fight. The cow has a broken nose, and my friend had to go to the hospital because he incurred fractures and was internally bleeding.

A few days later he is driving his truck, and all of a sudden, three deer jump over the guard rail. He did not have time to stop or swerve, so his truck was totaled.

If you have any suggestions as to how he can shake off this bad luck, send me a comment.